Friday, March 30, 2007

Testing testing, 1,2,3, test

Scrambled eggs and brains
1 calves brain
4 eggs
1/4 cup milk
salt and pepper
Scramble the eggs and mash the brains in a bowl. Add milk and seasoning and mix well.
Pour into a hot buttered skillet and cook, stirring frequently, until you no longer gag at the thought of eating something that actually used to think. I mean, seriously. Brains? Why the hell would anyone eat brains? Unless they're Hannibal Lecter then they only eat the brains of FBI agents, not innocent, big eyed, soft mouthed calves who once frolicked in a meadow and affectionately nuzzled the mother who loves them. Really, Brains. Honestly. Go eat some soy cheese, fer cryin' out loud.