My Favorite Birthday Recipe

Yes indeed, it's the one I like the best and use it often on birthdays and sometimes on normal days. Here it is:

*ahem*

1. Get in the car and drive to the grocery store of your choice.
2. Once in the store, proceed to the freezer section, where cakes and pies are
located.
3. Find a Mrs. Smith's Deep Dish Cherry Pie
4. Purchase the pie and take it home.
5. Bake according to the directions on the box.
6. allow to cool completely- about an hour, and stick some candles in it.
7. Light the candles, sing Happy Birthday, cut into pieces and eat.